WeEkLy JoKeS

Sunday's:

1st person: Doctor shaheb, apni je oshudh dilen, tate to matha dhora kome nai, aro barse.
Doctor: Thikoi to ase, apni to matha dhorar oshudh chaisen, matha batha sharar oshudh to chan nai.

Monday's:

Kobutor bikreta: Sir, ai kobutor ta nia jan, khub bisshosto.
Kreta: Kivabe bujhlen?
Kobutor bikreta: Sir, bujhlen na? jotobari bikri korsi, toto bai amar kase fira aise.

Tuesday's:

Wife; Shono , tumi arokom korle ami kintu more jabo.
Husband: Amio more jabo.
Wife: keno?
Husband: Eto shukh ami shoite parbo na.

Wednesday's:

1 Couple park e boshe ase. Seleti meyeke chumu dite chasse.
Girl: Na, Ai shob biyer age kora cholbe na.
Boy: Chinta koro na, Ami agei biye kore felesi.

Thirsday's:

Doctor: Congratulaion, Apner natni hoise.
Sasuri: hmmm, Ato bosor por hoilo, tao abar natni?
Bou: tao to hoise, apner poler ashay thakle to  tao hoito na.

Friday's:

1 din ek kana vikkha chaite ashlo ek loker kache.
lokti:  tumi kana naki ami kivabe bujhbo? 
kanati: ouuuuuu ze dure ekta goru dekha jai, eta apne dektechen kintu ami dektechi na.

Saturday's:

A Tiger was giving a wedding party for his friends.
A rat also came and danced with the other tiger.
Tiger asked "Who are you?
 The rat said "I was also a tiger before my marriage!"