Sunday's:
1st person: Doctor shaheb, apni je oshudh dilen, tate to matha dhora kome nai, aro barse.
Doctor: Thikoi to ase, apni to matha dhorar oshudh chaisen, matha batha sharar oshudh to chan nai.
Monday's:
Kobutor bikreta: Sir, ai kobutor ta nia jan, khub bisshosto.
Kreta: Kivabe bujhlen?
Kobutor bikreta: Sir, bujhlen na? jotobari bikri korsi, toto bai amar kase fira aise.
Tuesday's:
Wife; Shono , tumi arokom korle ami kintu more jabo.
Husband: Amio more jabo.
Wife: keno?
Husband: Eto shukh ami shoite parbo na.
Wednesday's:
1 Couple park e boshe ase. Seleti meyeke chumu dite chasse.
Girl: Na, Ai shob biyer age kora cholbe na.
Boy: Chinta koro na, Ami agei biye kore felesi.
Thirsday's:
Doctor: Congratulaion, Apner natni hoise.
Sasuri: hmmm, Ato bosor por hoilo, tao abar natni?
Bou: tao to hoise, apner poler ashay thakle to tao hoito na.
Friday's:
1 din ek kana vikkha chaite ashlo ek loker kache.
lokti: tumi kana naki ami kivabe bujhbo?
kanati: ouuuuuu ze dure ekta goru dekha jai, eta apne dektechen kintu ami dektechi na.
Saturday's:
A Tiger was giving a wedding party for his friends.
A rat also came and danced with the other tiger.
Tiger asked "Who are you?
The rat said "I was also a tiger before my marriage!"